Yorkshire Dialect Sayings Sweater

Yorkshire dialect jumper designed for Yorkshire folk by Yorkshire Stuff, with all your favourite Yorkshire sayings. Yorkshire Stuff sweatshirt has set in sleeves, a crew neck, twin needle stitching detailing, ribbed collar, cuffs and hem, and a stylish comfortable fit. Available in a choice of colours and in sizes S to 2XL, designed in Yorkshire and printed in the UK.

Washing Instructions:
Machine wash warm, inside out with like colours, use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry low.
Medium/hot iron, do not iron print.

Approximate measurements across the chest, from armpit to armpit when laid flat, and length from shoulder to bottom hem when laid flat. Please bear in mind that these are made by humans so may vary by a few centimetres either way.
S - Chest 51cm, Length 69cm
M - Chest 56cm, Length 71cm
L - Chest 61cm, Length 74cm
XL - Chest 66cm, Length 76cm
2XL - Chest 71cm, Length 79cm

Yorkshire Sayings:
See all, 'ear all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. An' if thee ivver does owt fer nowt, do it fer thissen.
Mardy
'Ow much!
Fine fettle
There's nowt so queer as folk.
'Appy as a pig in muck
Daft apeth
Flippin' 'eck
Where there's much there's brass
Fair to middlin
Well, I'll go to t' foot of our stairs!
Ey up
Frame thissen
Now then
'Od thi osses
'Ow do
Put t' wood in t'oil
Ah'll tell thi that fer nowt
Was tha born in a barn?
Barmpot
Willy Eckerslike
Appens as mebbe
It'll be reyt
Ee by gum
Sithee
Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell 'im much.