Ey Up! Welcome to Yorkshire Stuff.
Ow do, ah'm a proper tiny business int' centre o' God's Own County, bin sellin' Yorkshire stuff since 2014 when I used to 'ave a market stall, an' there were nowt else like this abaht. Ah've recently moved onter t'internet an' ah'm allus mekkin' new stuff, so 'ave a good browse, appen summat'll tek yer fancy.
Obligatory translation, please read it in your poshest voice and remember to pronounce those haiches: Yorkshire Stuff is a small business based in York in the centre of Yorkshire and I have been trading since 2014; I used to have a market stall but have recently moved online. I frequently add new items to the shop for your delectation, most of which are my own original designs. Yorkshire Stuff has the best quality Yorkshire t-shirts and clothing, Yorkshire flags, and an abundance of gifts with funny Yorkshire dialect sayings and white roses.