Ow Much Christmas Card

Funny Yorkshire Christmas card, A5 size (148 x210 mm), comes in a cellophane packet with a white envelope. Designed by Zoe at Yorkshire Stuff, blank inside.

Reads: Ow Much!?! Fer a card? Kin ell. Merry Christmas! Avva guddun, this wan't cheap tha knaws.
Translation: You're charging how much? For a card? My goodness. Merry Christmas! Please have a jolly good one, because I paid quite a sum of money for this, don't you know.