Yorkshire Rules Blanket
Yorkshire rules blanket by Yorkshire Stuff. Soft cosy fleece blanket, made with superior quality polyester fabric. Original black and white Yorkshire dialect design by Yorkshire Stuff on the front, back is white. UK printed and sewn, machine washable up to 40° and can be ironed cool.
Size: 130 X 175 cm (51X68.8”)
Don't be daft
Allus do it fer thissen
Where there's muck there's money
Keep yer sneck out
It'll be reyt
Don't mither me
Wind yer neck in
Nivver do owt fer nowt
Shy bairns get nowt
Say summat nice or keep tha gob shut
Them as eats most pudding gets most meat
Tek tha coit off indoors or tha'll not feel the benefit
Manners cost nowt
Keep yer pecker up
There's nowt so queer as folk
Eat all sup all pay nowt
Allus say please n ta
Mash the brew
See all hear all say nowt
Sit thissen dahn and tellus abaht it
Listen up buggerlugs
No chuffin swearing
Don't thee tha me, the tha's them as the's thee, an see how tha likes it
Nivver ax folks where they're from, if they're from Yorkshire they'll tell thee and if not you'll embarrass 'em
I charge a flat rate of just £3.00 on all orders.
Most orders arrive within 8 working days of payment and are posted with Royal Mail, but I can't guarantee delivery times and on occasion orders can take up to three weeks. If your order contains both in stock items and print to order items you'll get two separate deliveries, but you'll only pay for postage once.
The main reason orders are delayed are bank holidays, and busy periods such as Christmas, so bear these in mind when you're ordering. Orders are printed and dispatched on a "first come, first served" basis, so the best way to make sure you get your Yorkshire Stuff in time for a special occasion is to order early.
Most items are printed to order, which means that you get a huge choice of colours and sizes, and products that I could never have the space to keep in stock. Once you place an order your item will be printed especially for you and shipped directly to your address. The printing is all done in the UK, and shipping is usually with Royal Mail. It can take up to five working days to print your order, then another 2-3 days for delivery, so a total of eight working days for your order to arrive with you.
If you need to get in touch email firstname.lastname@example.org.
UK delivery includes the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man.
Put simply, the policy is: Get in touch and it'll be reyt.
If you return any product in good condition I'll exchange it with no questions asked, you don't need a receipt and you don't need to keep the packaging. You can send returns by post to: Yorkshire Stuff, 34 Rawcliffe Lane, York, YO30 5QB. There's no official time limit on returns, I take things case by case and I'm pretty easy going.
If there's a problem with something you bought, or you'd like a refund, please email email@example.com and I'll make it right as quickly and easily as I possibly can.
Please remember to include your contact details with any returns.
I don't post internationally from Yorkshire Stuff, instead I've listed my designs on Redbubble, who ship worldwide. Please note that I can't offer any customer service on Redbubble sales as you are buying from them not me, although I do get a small fee for my designs.